2Hage ROCKS MAN!
damn sad last year tgt liaos :'(
CANT WAIT FOR CLASS CHALET:DD

IT so fun today man.
whole class stand on chair seh!:DD
wahahaha.
after sch play the lie detector thing. COOLYOH! ;DD
stufffeddd all my books underneath table into py and kylies locker x]

took bus to leisure park studyyyyyyy.
coffeee bean:D
some ppl pangseh eh! -.-
i was light bulb leh. aiyohh.
bernice came:D haha
I WAS CRAZY MAN!
today got mental problem leh:DDD

OMGGGGGGGG!
EXAM ON MON ALR-.-
so freakking fast sia.
GOOOD LUCK EVERYONE:D
study hard.

deepaaaaavaliiiiiiiiii on weeeeeeeed! :OOO

yesterday went pp coffee bean study.
got free coooooooookie:D
wahahahaa.
then went tm:D
studied on bus leh! lalalaaaaaaaaa
tooooooooooook supeeeeeeer long to decide wad movie-.-

we actually planned to buy mamamia ticket then sneak into another theatre watch MIRRORS:D
rushed to tm to buy food to smuggle in-.-
so much foood-.-
even got ice cream sundae mann! LOL.
went in like 10 min late.
cannot find seat-.-
anyhow sit:D
in the end watch watch watch, mamamia seems nice so continued.
never sneak to watch MIRRORS.

but still, I WAN WATCH MIRRORS! (m18)-.-
fun day man! haha.:DDD
mamamia is NICE! the songs all damn nice also:D
wheeeeeeeees.

gotten over.

please go to this blog:D
http://i-will-get-over-it.blogspot.com/
someone finding someone.
go claim reward if found XDD

thank me !

BORED OF STUDYINGGGGGGGGGGG!

anyone buy me godiva please:DD

In musicology, a French horn is a musical instrumental device which continues to defy all musical (and French) logic. It is known as the metrosexual instrument for being in both brass groups and the woodwind quintet.

It is known to sound incredibly awesome and beautiful. Many have reported as breaking down in tears after hearing one in person. (vinnie: OMG:DDD cooll!!) Although many are jealous of the horn, they are mostly euphonium players angry their instrument doesn't matter.

French horns are often regarded as being the only section who cares about the band earning the hate of all brass instruments especially tubas who will always blast to cover up the sound of a french horn solo.

*1) The Horn ("French horn" is a slang name)

In 1903, the first French horn was accidentally constructed inside the Eiffel Tower as the result of an experimental plumbing project gone horribly wrong. After many false starts, a vast army of foreign-exchange Italian plumbers were forced to improvise, since they weren't very good at reading blueprints written entirely in French. Within a matter of days, many of the construction crew members were irretrievably lost inside a multidimensional labyrinth of their own stomach-churning creation.

After countless years of neglect, the monstrous entanglement of piping and shower-head attachments was finally extracted from the tower (mostly in one piece) and sold by President François Mitterrand to the Iraqi Philharmonic Orchestra under the pretense of "cultural exchange" (along with a complimentary package of enriched uranium pellets). To this day, secret CIA agents swear they can still hear the muffled Italian screams of plumbers resonating within the shattered remnants of the infrastructure of Baghdad ("Armi di distruzione totale! Armi di distruzione totale!")

The horn that the French attempted to invent themselves was a total, complete failure. However, it inspired the invention of the modern aluminium baseball bat.

*2) Today's ultramodern French horn

Meanwhile, the original French horn has since been redesigned and streamlined for use in today's ultramodern music-making industry, and now consists of thousands of nautical miles of aluminium tubing bent and twisted into a hyper-demiensional Gordian knot that can be easily held in the palm of your hand. The instrument's soft and eerie atonal qualities are the result of compressed air being forced through a local space-time inversion, causing some of the air to enter an infinite loop and the rest of it to transform into an equivalent mass of gooey saliva which splatters all over the place. Each of the 88 valves serves to reconfigure the internal pathways in such a way as to quantumly-entangle various intersecting streams of air and saliva, which collectively decohere into beautiful musical notes only when an appreciative audience is present.

*3) The French horn in mathematics

In 2003, the bizarre topological properties of the French horn was successfully used by Andrew Wiles to solve formerly intractable NP-complete problems in logarithmic time, such as the travelling salesman problem and Fermat's Unfinished Symphony.

*4) Stereotypical French horn players


The stereotypical French horn player is quite a typical (especially compared to non-French musicians). There are so many varieties of their personality and personal anatomy; for example, you might have an Indian who knows far too much about computers or a hippie who just wants to get high or maybe a big, hairy guy who sweats too much. The point is, a French horn player can be any person with an excessively odd personality, and, paradoxically, doesn't even have to be French. It is also not entirely uncommon to find French horn players with thick luxurious mustaches, even among the women. French horn players have also been found to be smarter, cooler, and much better in bed than your average bear. However, caterpillars still maintain that they come out 'on top' of said French horn players in every conceivable aspect of the term.


*5) Rivalry With Trumpet

It is hardly known but totally true fact that the French Horn is in fact the polar opposite of the Trumpet. For years they have waged war on one another, constantly trying to enslave and sell the other to small town band classes for prophit.

This rivalry was caused many years ago when the trumpets mocked the French Horns for being totally lame and unknown amongst the band (although the Euphoniums felt even more depressed because they were not even recognized as being unknown). The French Horns countered with the fact that they were so melodious, they could beat the Trumpets and their irresponsible habits any day of the week. The Trumpets were indignant.
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French horns/Mellophones - Everyone envies them. Mellophone players also tend to be the most popular people (or egotistical, wonder if a horn player wrote this???), sometimes tying with trumpets for this position. Horns can be very perverted at times. Females will cut your balls off or snipe you if they dont like you, though they are usually easy to get along with. Always complain that they dont get solos. Also they seem to have a lot of trouble keeping their bells up.

:OOOO

:OOOOO!
I WAN GODIVA!
ahem* wenhui:D
GODIVAAAA!!!
wenhui i wan join you fasting liaos:D
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btw. vinnie has been studying:D
cheeerrs!
exactly 14 more days tkians!!

short post.
omgDDD:
i studied:D
have been going out to study whenever free.
more fun than at home-.-
macs today. woahh. haha.
managed to study omg:D
today same :DDD

ps. i went chinatown today!
after 46123894612 years i finally went there again:D
i realised i never go a lot places in spore yet.
IM GOING TOURING AROUND SPORE SOMEDAY:D

bye. everyone study hard!

17 more days to EOY.
omg. i should alr start mugging.
im going to study tmrw. i must.
LOL.

i dun understand set notations at all. wtf.
i dun understand median also-.-
i dun understand science. everything. wth.
i realised theres a lot to study.

this may be my last post. bye:D
i dun understand me anymore#

I MISS BAND:(
I CANT WAIT FOR EOYs TO BE OVER.
I CANT WAIT FOR BAND TO RESUME.
I CANT WAIT FOR FAREWELL PARTY.
I CANT WAIT FOR HOLS.
I CANT WAIT FOR INCONCERT!!

i have 2 instruments at home:D
be jealous:DD

CE TODAY SUCKS. zzz

after sch sat in canteen stone.
waiting for someonee... zzz
talktalktalk.
finally went lunch at 4 plus. mos:D
then someone pangseh.!!
then went under sarah's house. LOL.
playplayplay ahem:D
bused home with stupid shannon..
make me miss 2 bus9s-.-
went home straight away bathe go tuition-.-
dinner at 9.30...........

IM UNDER A LOT OF STRESS-.-
bye. i should stop blogging and study right?

i dun feel tired at all somehow.
i lied on my bed last night around 12.
toss here toss there cannot sleep-.-
until 2 still awakee. wtf.
in class.. zzz
i kept yawning non-stop and runny nose-.- wtf.
sleeep in history. bloddy boringgggggggg. :X

class photos! omg. LOL.
damn funny. dunno y:DD
cant wait for yearbook.
i am stupid. suppose older sib buy then i forgot.
in the end buy 2-.- wth. waste money.

today my papa birthdayy!♥
went to eat some mongolian buffet in parkmall! LOL.
randommm:D

sian. tmr no band.
omgomgomg! 2 more weeks to EOY-.-

i hope i can sleep tonight.

oh! yesterday was the titanic thing:D
wahaha. damn funny. my phone vibrated in my pocket when i was playing-.-
luckily i never laugh. :X
after band straight away rush there.
makan then change then put make-up-.-
wtf. sick :D LOL.
screw a bit.. then ran to macs then ran back in the rain:D
watch benjamin! wahahahah.
then took photos:D see elise and kaini blog:DD
i love the mirror! haha.

and the future tk bander-.-
is fat and irritating.
who called me in at 11.54.
but i was asleep :D
wahaha.

1. The person(S) who tag/pass you is?
joel and yingzheng. LOL.

2. Your relationship with him/her/THEM?
both batchmates! :D
yz classmate also. haha

3. Your five impression of him/her/THEM?
joel: ahem HOT; drummer; funny; likes ahem!; retarded
yz: DMN; funny; nice; strong; friendly

4. The most memorable thing he/she/THEY had done for you?
hmmm.. dunnno :D

5.The most memorable thing THEY has said to you?
joel buying me ice lemon tea:D
yz asking me do this quiz. LOL

6. If he/she/THEY become your lover(S), you will?
they never will :D joel got ahem alr.
yz got ahem also. wahahah

7. If he/she/THEY became your lover, he/she has to improve on?
wont :D

8. If he/she/THEY became my enemy, you will?
hmmmm......

9. If he/she/THEY became your enemy, the reason will be?
not buying me ice lemon tea:D kidding..

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her is?
LOL. no idea

11. Your overall impression of him/her/THEM is?
joel: SUPER FUNNY. devoted to ahem
yz: niceeeeeeeee:D and hardworking i guess.

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
crazy:D

13. The characters you love of yourself are?
being crazy.

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?
stupid. and idiotic:D

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
someone carefree:D

16. For people who care and like you, say something to them.
HELLOOO:DD

17. Pass this quiz to 10 person that you wish to know how they feel about you.
1. Wenhui
2. Elise
3. Khaiqi
4. Kaini
5. Stella
6. Hanyan
7. JJ
8. Joel
9. Poh Yee
10. Kylie

18. Who is no.6 having a relationship with? (Hanyan)
:D dunnno

19. Is no.9 a male or female? (pohyee)
female

20. If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing? (jj and kylie)
lol. nooo. jj too short:D

21. What is no. 2 studying about? (elise)
everything for eoy:D

22. When was the last time you had a chat?
few minutes ago.

23. What kind of music band does no.8 like? (joel)
yue liang dai biao wo de xin XDD

24. Does no. 1 has any siblings? (wenhui)
yes! one fat and irritating haoze XD

25. Will you woo no.3? (khaiqi)
nope:D shes taken. ahem

26. How abt no.7? (jj)
no:D hes cheena

27. Is no.4 Single? (kaini)
ask her:D

28. What is the surname of no.5? (stella)
koharuddin :DD

29. What's the hobby of no.10? (kylie)
no idea. maybe drumming :D

30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well? (stella and pohyee)
yupp:D classmates!

31. Where is no.2 studying at? (elise)
Tkss luh:D

32. Talk something casually about no. 1. (wenhui)
sectionmates! :D sworn

33. Where does no.9 live at? (pohyee)
tampines.

34. What colour does no. 4 like? (kaini)
greeeennn. LOL

35. Are no.5 and no.1 best friend? (stella and wenhui)
dunnno each other :X

36. Does no.1 have any pets? (wenhui)
nope. LOL.

37. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world? (jj)
no. unless he treats me godiva;DD



doneeeeeeeeeeee! :D
omg and sch reopens tmr! damnn. zzz

OMG OMG OMG!
its tmrwwwww! im screwed.
wenhui u suck man.. invite here invite there-.-

i want my ice lemon teee!* :D

p.s.
tree are hot.
root are hot.
XDDD

tmrw also last band pract :(
so saddd. awww.
must wait damn bloody long sia.
EOY SUCKS. grrrrrrrrr

VINNIE IS GOING TO MUG. not

yesterday WOAH.
tour singapore.
actually go marine parade lib study de.
crowded-.- so we left.
go great world city.
walkwalkwalk. bored.
take bus. go suntec.
walkwalkwalk. bored.
walk go marina.
walkwalkwalk. play arcade:D
bored. sit and talk.

omg. and i was so generous okay.
benandjerrys-.- omgomgomg.
wahahaha..
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*the audi is super cold*
*the studio is more super cold*
RANDOM :D
indoor is nice.
BUT boring-.-
and cold and freezing.

OMG! sept hols is going to end-.-
and eoys are coming-.-
and this sat band last pract before stand down.
wtf. boring siaaaaa.
i hate eoys-.-
I WAN IN-CONCERT FASTER!